“Now your kids with your loud music, and your Dan Fogleberg, your Zima, hula hoops and Pac-man video games, don't you see? People today have attention spans that can only be measured in nanoseconds!”
Ernest Borgnine - Ted Denslow

“- Artemus Gordon: The collars around our necks! They contain powerful magnets! As long as we can outrun the blades, we'll be fine!
- James West: Gordon! How long does it take for a magnet to lose its power?
- Artemus Gordon: About four hundred years!”

Kevin Kline - Artemus Gordon
Will Smith - James West

“- Agent Dana Scully: I need this building evacuated and cleared out in ten minutes! I want you to call the fire department and have them block off the city center in a one mile radius around the building.
- Security Guard: Ten minutes?
- Agent Dana Scully: Don't think! Just pick up the phone and make it happen.”
Gillian Leigh Anderson - Agent Dana Scully
Gunther Jenson - Security Guard

“- Newton: Damn it, man, this is no time to panic!
- Strom: Then when the fuck do we begin to panic?”
Michael Massee - Newton
Wings Hauser - Strom

“You think I'd go hoarse for a player with no potential? When I ignore you... then you worry.”
Christine Dunford - Coach Davis