“- Marisa Ventura: The first time you saw me, I was cleaning your bathroom floor! Only you didn't see me.
- Christopher Marshall: What was I supposed to do, introduce myself while I'm taking a leak?”
Jennifer Lopez - Marisa Ventura
Ralph Fiennes - Christopher Marshall

“Men see things in a box and women see them in a round room.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“It's funny how the colors of the real world only seem really real when you viddy them on the screen.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“Hey bird! Did you just see a little Hare-Krishna midget in the tree, floatin’… or is it me?”
Eddie Murphy - Chandler Jarrell

“- Rufus: You know what the dead do with most of their time? They watch the living. Especially in the shower.
- Jay: I can't wait to die.”
Chris Rock - Rufus
Jason Mewes - Jay