“I'm seeing things! I swear to God, everywhere I look I'm seeing tits and ass. When I came in here, I swear to God, I thought I saw you kissing a nun. Oh, my God! You were kissing a nun!”

Josh Hartnett - Matt

“I'll bet a lot of you folks don't believe that, about a wish coming true, do you? Well, I didn't, either. Of course, I'm just a cricket singing my way from hearth to hearth, but let me tell you what made me change my mind.”

Cliff Edwards - Jiminy Cricket

“- Pinocchio: Someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“I wish five people dead on my drive to work everyday; five people. But wishing doesn't make it so, Bobby. You're not God, lifetime averages withstanding.”

John Leguizamo - Manny

“There are some wishes that even I can't make come true.”

Robin Williams - The Genie