“Sometimes what you've learned conflicts with what you know.”
Ned Romero - Frank Redbear

“If there's one thing I've learned, it's learning things never taught me nothin'. And books is the worst.”
Madeline Kahn - Betty

“- Ellen Griswold: I hope at least you kids have learned something from this.
- Audrey Griswold: Yeah! Don't die unless someone's home!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Dana Barron - Audrey Griswold

“You just stay here with the pork. They're smarter than you anyway. You might learn something.”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“If you wanna be somebody, if you wanna go somewhere, you better wake up and pay attention.”
Whoopi Goldberg - Sister Mary Clarence