“It says here the retail industry does 50% of its business between December 1st and December 25th. That's half a year's business in one month's time. It seems to me, an intelligent country would legislate a second such gift giving holiday. Create, say, a Christmas 2, late May, early June, to further stimulate growth.”
Danny Trejo - Jumpy

“Well, if you're espousing a philosophy, which apparently you are, that the corporation owes employees cradle-to-the-grave security, I don't think that can be accomplished under a free enterprise system.”
Tom Kay - Himself

“- Frank: What do these things want?
- Gilbert: They're free-enterprisers. The earth is just another developing planet. Their third world.”
Keith David - Frank
Peter Jason - Gilbert

“- Dan Trunkman: Well you're the little guy taking on the big guy.
- Chuck Portnoy: You're going to go up against me and Dynamic Systems?
- Dan Trunkman: We're going to be hard to beat.”
Vince Vaughn - Dan Trunkman
Sienna Miller - Chuck Portnoy

“- Sam: Great place for a business.
- Wesley Birdsong: Do you see much competiton around?”

Chris Cooper - Sam
Gordon Tootoosis - Wesley Birdsong