“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“- Alexandra Cabot: What's the moral of the story here: freaks should date other freaks?
- Alexander Cabot: I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. Happiness is on the inside!”
Missi Pyle - Alexandra Cabot
Paulo Costanzo - Alexander Cabot

“- Pinocchio: Someday, I'm gonna be a real boy!
- Geppetto: A real boy! It's my wish! It's come true!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“A boy who won't be good might just as well be made of wood.”
Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy

“- The Coachman: I'm collecting stupid little boys.
- J. Worthington Foulfellow: Stupid little boys?
- The Coachman: The disobedient ones who play hooky from school.”
Charles Judels - The Coachman
Walter Catlett - J. Worthington Foulfellow