“It's a tale as old as time Ulysses. Boy meets girl, boy falls for girl. Girl goes into hypersleep.”
Harland Williams - Fred Z. Randall

“- Alexandra Cabot: What's the moral of the story here: freaks should date other freaks?
- Alexander Cabot: I think the moral of the story here is you should be happy with who you are. This whole time we've been spending money on expensive clothes to impress people. Never made me happy. Happiness is on the inside!”
Missi Pyle - Alexandra Cabot
Paulo Costanzo - Alexander Cabot

“- Penny Robinson: On this eve before she is torn from all she knows, kidnapped, hurled into deep space against her will, what thoughts fill the mind of the young space captive?
- Will Robinson: Will there be boys on Alpha Prime? Whatever will I wear?”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson
Jack Johnson - Will Robinson

“There's no such thing as a nice sixteen year old boy.”
Liev Schreiber - Marty Kantrowitz

“Guys can have nightmares too, you know. You haven't got a corner on the market or something.”

Jsu Garcia - Rod Lane