“- Barry Badrinath: Oh man, that's the most disgusting thing I've ever drank.
- Landfill: I doubt that very much, playboy”

Jay Chandrasekhar - Barry Badrinath
Kevin Heffernan - Landfill

“- Duncan McDermott: Kit, I hate to bring it up with this sumptuous repast, but it looks as if you're drinking a glass of puke.
- Kit McDermott: You'd know.”
Sean Astin - Duncan McDermott
Dermot Mulroney - Kit McDermott

“Handling dirt is... ugh... is not my idea of a rewarding career.”
Woody Allen - Z

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“This is the food prisonriots are made out of.”

Tom Hanks - Rick Gassko