“- Courtney: Bride or groom's side what do ya think?
- Christina: I think I need to go to the bathroom.
- Courtney: did you misplace your bladder today or something?
- Christina: Sweety! I'm wearing like the tightest skirt!”
Christina Applegate - Courtney Rockcliffe
Cameron Diaz - Christina Walters

“- Gracie Hart: Oh, Vic's gonna kill you. You're in big trouble.
- Eric Matthews: You look good wet.
- Gracie Hart: Shut up!”

Sandra Bullock - Gracie Hart
Benjamin Bratt - Eric Matthews

“- Yin Yang: My life is difficult. I need more money.
- Barney Ross: Why that?
- Yin Yang: I work harder than the rest.
- Barney Ross: No, you don't.
- Yin Yang: Yes, I do! Everything is harder for me. When I'm hurt, wound is bigger, 'cause I'm smaller. When I travel I need to go farther.”
Jet Li - Yin Yang
Sylvester Stallone - Barney Ross

“Everybody's fucked up, but nobody wants anybody else to think they are. But everybody knows they are anyway.”
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“- James Bond: Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?
- Small-Fawcett: Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people.”
Sir Sean Connery - James Bond
Sir Sean Connery - Small-Fawcett