“- Elmo McElroy: If I wanted cuisine, I'd have gone to Paris, all right?
- Felix DeSouza: You can still go to France. It's not too far, it's full of pricks and they hate fucking yanks as well!”
Samuel L. Jackson - Elmo McElroy
Robert Carlyle - Felix DeSouza

“- Mickey Gordon: I was thinking of doing some sightseeing.
- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Sightseeing? In Paris? What a bizarre notion.
- Mickey Gordon: Sure. You got any stuff here?
- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Yeah, we got some stuff. Would you like to see the Eiffel Tower?
- Mickey Gordon: That's here?”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon

“- Mickey Gordon: We were great in Paris.
- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Forget Paris.
- Mickey Gordon: Forget Paris? How do you forget the best week in your life?
- Ellen Andrews Gordon: Maybe that's just all we were, just a great week.”
Billy Crystal - Mickey Gordon
Debra Winger - Ellen Andrews Gordon

“- Dracula: Renfield, you were having a nightmare!
- Renfield: A nightmare? But it was so real, so vivid. Two voluptuous women; grinding, heaving. I don't know how to describe it... have you ever been to Paris?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Dracula
Peter MacNicol - Renfield

“- Muriel: If I could go anywhere, I'd go to Paris. It sounds so romantic.
- Macon: Paris... is terrible. Everybody's impolite.
- Muriel: Take me with you next time. I could show you the good parts.
- Macon: I have a very limited expense account. I never even took my wife! My wife?
- Muriel: I was only teasing. Did you think I meant it?”
Geena Davis - Muriel
William Hurt - Macon