“- Basil Exposition: Austin, the Cold War is over!
- Austin Powers: Finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh? Eh comrades? Eh?
- Basil Exposition: Austin... we won.
- Austin Powers: Oh, smashing, groovy, yay capitalism!”
Michael York - Basil Exposition
Mike Myers - Austin Powers

“- Ron Kovic: That was the war, communism, the incidious evil! They told us to go.
- Mrs. Kovic: Yes, yes that's what they told us.
- Ron Kovic: Thou shalt not kill, Mom. Thou shalt not kill women and children! Thou shalt not kill! Remember? Isn't that what you taught us? Isn't that what they taught us?
- Mrs. Kovic: Stop it! Stop it!”
Tom Cruise - Ron Kovic
Caroline Kava - Mrs. Kovic

“There is a rumor they are evacuating Moscow. Yeah. There are even people leaving Kansas City because of the missile fields. Now I ask you: Where does one go from Kansas City? To, uh, the Yukon? To Tahiti? We are not talking about Hiroshima anymore. Hiroshima was... was peanuts!”
George Petrie - Dr. Landowska

“The catastrophic events you have just witnessed are, in all likelihood, less severe than the destruction that would actually occur in the event of a full nuclear strike against the United States. It is hoped that the images of this film will inspire the nations of this earth, their peoples and leaders, to find the means to avert the fateful day.”

“They look warlike? Jesus Christ, we're lighting off nuclear weapons like it's our own private Fourth of July!”
Kevin Costner - Kenny O'Donnell