“I want something embarassing! Something sexual! Little boys, midgets, that sort of thing! Cows! I don't give a goddamn!”

Sam Elliott - Kermit Newman

“- Laine Hanson: Come on, Kermit. If we do that, we are no better than he is.
- Kermit Newman: We are no better than he is!”

Joan Allen - Laine Hanson
Sam Elliott - Kermit Newman

“- Peter Parker: Spider-Man wasn't trying to attack the city, he was trying to save it. That's slander.
- J. Jonah Jameson: It is not. I resent that. Slander is spoken. In print, it's libel.”
Tobey Maguire - Peter Parker
J. K. Simmons - J. Jonah Jameson

“A military man, especially a commander, should keep a journal. After he's gone, it's the only real defense against the slander that later arises.”
Will Patton - General Bethlehem

“I think what Calvin is trying to say is that this Elvira is a person of easy virtue, a purveyor of pulchritude, a one-woman Sodom and Gomorrah, if you will. A slimy, slithering succubus, a concubine, a street walker, a tramp, a slut, a cheap whore!”
Edie McClurg - Chastity Pariah