“- Vivian: You dropped out of high school?
- Eliot: It was an option. I wanted to join the workforce.
- Vivian: What do you do?
- Eliot: I sell pot.”
Natasha Lyonne - Vivian
Kevin Corrigan - Eliot

“- Doris Mann: How was work today, dear?
- Suzanne Vale: They made me do a drug test.
- Doris Mann: I knew it. I knew you shouldn't do this film.
- Suzanne Vale: You knew I shouldn't do it because it's a badfilm, not because they were going to make me do a drug test.”
Shirley MacLaine - Doris Mann
Meryl Streep - Suzanne Vale

“- Jimmy Jump: I wanna know who I'm selling drugs to, you know what I mean?
- Joey Dalesio: You don't sell drugs, my brother. You shoot people.
- Jimmy Jump: Yo, I'm unemployed. Ain't nobody left.”
Laurence Fishburne - Jimmy Jump
Paul Calderon - Joey Dalesio

“- Rosalie: They look like drug addicts.
- Devo: Well, they are drug addicts.
- Rosalie: Oh my God! You hired drug addicts?
- Devo: Who'd you expect me to hire? The Red Cross?”
Tracey Ullman - Rosalie
River Phoenix - Devo

“- Rusty Griswold: Ya' got Asteroids?
- Cousin Dale: Naw, but my dad does. Can't even sit on the toilet some days.”
Anthony Michael Hall - Rusty Griswold
John P. Navin Jr. - Cousin Dale