“- Harry Lime: Why the hell did you take your shoes off?
- Marv Merchants: Why the hell are you dressed like a chicken?”

Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“Your grandfather used to say that a bird which flies into your house is an angel. You must look upon his presence as a blessing.”
Ben Kingsley - Behrani

“- Terk: What kind of animal are you?
- Tantor: You know, I've been thinking lately that Tarzan may be some sub-species of elephant.
- Terk: Are you kidding... What are you talking about?
- Tantor: I mean, think about it. He enjoys a peanut, I enjoy a peanut...
- Terk: He looks nothing like you!”

Rosie O'Donnell - Terk
Wayne Knight - Tantor

“- Wayne: 'Know what? She's kinda like Mother Teresa.
- J.D.: Yeah, but with way better tits.”
Steve Zahn - Wayne
Jack Black - J.D.

“- Gary: Are you the pimp?
- Rajah: Yes.
- Gary: You look like Gandhi!
- Rajah: I've got girls to sit on your face.”
Gary Grossman - Gary
Sumant - Rajah