“- Farmer Ted: This information cannot leave this room. Okay? It would devastate my reputation as a dude.
- Samantha: No problem.
- Farmer Ted: I've never bagged a babe. I'm not a stud.
[Samantha chuckles]”
Anthony Michael Hall - Farmer Ted
Molly Ringwald - Samantha

“An adventure may be worn as a muddy spot or it may be worn as a proud insignia. It is the woman wearing it who makes it the one thing or the other.”
Norma Shearer

I know what you're thinking: "This woman's a tramp and she's in love with him". Well, I am a tramp! And I am in love with him!

Paulette Goddard - Anita Dixon

“- Mrs. Topper: I think its ridiculous for a man of your age to pursue young girls. What will the neighbors think?
- Cosmo Topper: I didn't pursue them, Clara. They forced themselves on me.
- Mrs. Topper: Don't be absurd! Imagine girls, pretty girls, forcing themselves on a paunchy, middle-aged man.”
Billie Burke - Mrs. Topper
Roland Young - Cosmo Topper

“- Ed: This is where I come to think... I think.
- Dexter Reed: Funny, I never figured you as much of a thinker.”
Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed