“How do I know if anything you did was because you wanted to or because you were following some goddamn program?”

Zooey Deschanel - Allison

“To be wealthy, warm, and well-thought of... that's what a man really wants, if he's honest.”
Dakin Matthews - Wadsworth, Sr.

“Get it, got it, doubt it.”
Dana Carvey - Pistachio Disguisey

“You know, I don't think I've got it in me to shoot my flatmate, my mum, and my girlfriend all in the same night.”
Simon Pegg - Shaun

“The thief gets the benefit of the doubt. Most crooks in this country use cap guns.”
Vincent Gallo - Russell Pataki