“Right now, that dog is my life. And when he poops, his poop is my life.”
Ashley Olsen - Jane Ryan

Take good care of him, oh, and teach him how to say "Yo quiero Taco Bell". Kay?

Marlon Wayans - Marcus Copeland

“- Justin: I did not sign on to babysit Kyle's crazy dog.
- Ray: Kyle's gone so this dog is officially your dog.”
Josh Wiggins - Justin Wincott
Thomas Haden Church - Ray Wincott

“- Major: For someone who doesn't like people, how come you care about dogs so much?
- Batou: Don't know. I just like strays and they like me.
- Major: They like you because you feed them.
- Batou: You got no heart.”
Scarlett Johansson - Major
Pilou Asbæk - Batou

“- Billy Bob: I sure do love that dog.
- Mox: I think it's a pig.
- Billy Bob: Yeah.”
Ron Lester - Billy Bob
James Van Der Beek - Mox