“There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.”

Jason Flemyng - Tom

“- Raoul Duke: Straight economics, man. This girl is a godsend. Shit, she can make us a grand a day.
- Dr. Gonzo: That's ugly, man. Stop talking like that.
- Raoul Duke: I figure she can do about four at a time. If we keep her full of acid that's more like two grand a day. Maybe three.”
Johnny Depp - Raoul Duke
Benicio del Toro - Dr. Gonzo

“- Bacon: We've hit the jackpot, lads! We've got God-knows-how-much of this stinkingweed, a shitload of cash... and a traffic warden.
- Tom: What?
[Bacon holds up an unconscious man]
- Tom: Jesus, Ed, we've got a traffic warden!”
Daniel Greenberg - Bacon
Jason Flemyng - Tom

“You ever see the back of a twenty dollar bill... on weed? Oh, there's some crazy shit, man. There's a dude in the bushes. Has he got a gun? I dunno!”
Jon Stewart - Enhancement Smoker

“- Julian: I fucked up. I don't have any money. I don't know... I don't know where I'm going to get it.
- Rip: Julian, this cannot go on forever. You owe me a lot of cash, and I'm carrying you like I'm stupid.
- Julian: I know, I know. Just... just please don't cut me off, okay?”

Robert Downey Jr. - Julian
James Spader - Rip