“I've been kicked off the track team, and without track my grades will be based on... my grades.”
Kevin Dillon - Rooney

“- CityTV: Excuse me. That thing doesn't look so fantastic.
- Reed Richards: Ben Grimm is a genuine American hero.
- Johnny Storm: What he means is, every team needs a mascot.”

Terry David Mulligan - CityTV
Ioan Gruffudd - Reed Richards
Chris Evans - Johnny Storm

“- Daffy Duck: How's this for a new team name: The Ducks!
- Bugs Bunny: Please! What kind of Mickey Mouse organization would name their team The Ducks?”
Dee Bradley Baker - Daffy Duck
Billy West - Bugs Bunny

“- Tommy Lacy: God said people make mistakes.
- Al Percolo: God never said people make mistakes; where did you hear that shit? He said honor thy mother, and thy father, and thy Yankee contract!”
Michael Rapaport - Tommy Lacy
Albert Brooks - Al Percolo

“My name is Frank Couzo. To you, I am either Coach, or Mr Couzo. Starting tommorow, you are mine for the next three months. That means no women, no alcohol, no drugs. You will eat, sleep and shit competition.”
James Earl Jones - Frank Couzo