“- Dim: Yarbles! Great bolshy yarblockos to you. I'll meet you with chain or nozh or britva anytime, not having you aiming tolchocks at me reasonless. Well, it stands to reason I won't have it.
- Alex: A nozh scrap any time you say.
- Dim: Doobidoob. A bit tired, maybe. Best not to say more.”
Warren Clarke - Dim
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)

“- Monica Wright: I'll play you.
- Quincy McCall: For what?
- Monica Wright: Your heart.”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall

“Hey Kinney you Bastard its you and I!”
Casey Siemaszko - Charles 'Charley' Bowdre

“- Sissy: You’re a real cowboy?
- Bud: Well that depends on what you think a real cowboy is?
- Sissy: Know how to do 2-step?
- Bud: You bet.
- Sissy: Wanna prove it?”
Debra Winger - Sissy
John Travolta - Bud

“- Jeff: What's up Douche Bigalow?
- Alex: Hey Speed Racer. What'd you do, valet your bed?
- Jeff: No, but I'll self park it in your ass.”
Nick Swardson - Jeff