“If I die I will die well dressed.”

Tchéky Karyo - Jean Villeneuve

“- Deacon: What do you say, Toby? The truth.
- Toby: Looks like shit.
- Deacon: That's why I love children: no guile.
[after looking at his new eye in a mirror]
- Deacon: It does look like shit...and it feels like cold shit!”
David Finnegan - Toby
Dennis Hopper - Deacon

“I don't wanna be the same as everybody else. That's why I'm a Mod, see? I mean, you gotta be somebody, ain't ya, or you might as well jump in the sea and drown.”
Phil Daniels - Jimmy

“- Emmett Richmond: You know what I thought when I first met you?
- Elle Woods: God, that woman wears a lot of pink?”
Luke Wilson - Emmett Richmond
Reese Witherspoon - Elle Woods

“- Justin Matisse: You look terrible! You been drinking?
- Birdee Pruitt: Why does everybody keep asking me if I've been drinking? What? Is there like a coaster stuck to my butt or something?”
Harry Connick Jr. - Justin Matisse
Sandra Bullock - Birdee Pruitt