“- Steve: Being called a cocksucker isn't personal?
- Dalton: No. It's two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response.
- Steve: What if somebody calls my mama a whore?
- Dalton: Is she?”
Gary Hudson - Steve
Patrick Swayze - Dalton

“I spent a lot of time learning not to react to things like other people do, it's my job. It doesn't always work.”
Kevin Costner - Frank Farmer

- Robin Monroe: Ever since we've been here you've been so confident.
- Quinn Harris: Well I'm the captain. That's my job. It's no good for me to go waving my arms in the air and screaming "Oh shit, we're gonna die!”. That doesn't invoke much confidence, does it?
Anne Heche - Robin Monroe
Harrison Ford - Quinn Harris

“- Dr. John Dolittle: You need to relax your mind...
- Compulsive Dog: You're the person. You throw the ball. I'm the dog. I get it.”
Eddie Murphy - Dr. John Dolittle
Gilbert Gottfried - Compulsive Dog

“It's my one day off, and you gotta tear around here? Now just, just cool it, kid. You're a girl, not a racehorse.”

Ron Eldard - Glen Waddell