“- Bob Prescott: You stay here and I'm gonna see what's around the corner.
- Jerry Miles: I hope it's prosperity.”
Richard Martin - Bob Prescott
Wally Brown - Jerry Miles

You see this foot? It's from a little town called "Rich Man's Ass" and it's getting' homesick!
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“Shut up before I crush you with my wallet!”
Chris Rock - Lance Barton

“- Larry Wilson: God, that guy; beautiful apartment, house at the beach, babes, boat, car. Do you know how much it costs to park a car in Manhattan every month? More than my rent.
- Richard Parker: Well, I mean it's only fair. His car is a bit bigger than your apartment.”
Andrew McCarthy - Larry Wilson
Jonathan Silverman - Richard Parker

“Prosperity, unfortunately, it's a fleeting thing.”
Sandy Dennis - Mona