“- Nick: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
- Deborah: Mutual death wish.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“- Lester Marton: Shhh! Someone's liable to think we are quarreling!
- Lily Marton: We're not quarreling! We're in complete agreement! We hate each other!”
Oscar Levant - Lester Marton
Nanette Fabray - Lily Marton

“- Hildy Johnson: I suppose I proposed to you?
- Walter Burns: Well, you practically did, making goo-goo eyes at me for two years until I broke down.”

Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“- Charles: Are you an adventuress?
- Jean: Of course I am. All women are. They have to be. If you waited for a man to propose to you from natural causes, you'd die of old maidenhood.”
Henry Fonda - Charles
Barbara Stanwyck - Jean

“Just give me two days, and then if I don't put a ring on your finger, I guarantee to put a couple under your eyes.”

Lloyd Nolan - Michael Shayne