“Italy just elected a porn star to their senate. Which is wonderful, because that means no sex scandals - just great posters and incredible downloads.”
Robin Williams - Tom Dobbs

“The only thing worse than a politician is a child molester.”
Rip Torn - Sheriff Hank Pearson

“You a politician, or does lying just run in your family?”
Mary Stuart Masterson - Idgie Threadgoode

“- Congressman David Dilbeck: My brain has just turned to shit...
- Chris Rojo: Well hey, that's why you're in Congress!”
Burt Reynolds - Congressman David Dilbeck
José Zúñiga - Chris Rojo

“- President Russell P. Kramer: It's a kick in the balls. Sorry, sweetheart.
- Margaret Kramer: Please, I'm a politician's wife. I have a set of my own.”
Jack Lemmon - President Russell P. Kramer
Lauren Bacall - Margaret Kramer