“- Noelle: What's wrong, Abby?
- Abby: Nothing that a rooftop and an AK-47 won't take care of.”
Uma Thurman - Noelle
Janeane Garofalo - Abby

“- Captain Winston Havelock: You know, O'Connell, ever since the end of the Great War, there hasn't been a-a single challenge worthy of a man like me.
- Rick O'Connell: Yeah? We all got our little problems today. Don't we, Winston?”
Bernard Fox - Captain Winston Havelock
Brendan Fraser - Rick O'Connell

“- Ginger: Think, everyone, think. What haven't we tried yet?
- Bunty: We haven't tried not trying to escape.
- Babs: Hmm. That might work.”
Julia Sawalha - Ginger
Imelda Staunton - Bunty
Jane Horrocks - Babs

“- Bernie White: You do have a problem, Henry. But it's your problem.
- Henry Hackett: Thanks, Bernie. You've been a big help.”
Robert Duvall - Bernie White
Michael Keaton - Henry Hackett

“Fighting always last answer to problem.”
Pat Morita - Miyagi