“- Buck Van Patten: You think you can hang out with us decent living folks like you're still alive or something?
- Johnny: Why is everyone making such a big deal about this? I've only been dead one day!”
Matthew Fox - Buck Van Patten
Andrew Lowery - Johnny

“- Seymour Krelborn: Look, you're a plant, an inanimate object.
- Audrey II: Does this look inanimate to you, punk? If I can talk, and I can move, whose to say I do can't anyhing I want?”
Rick Moranis - Seymour Krelborn
Levi Stubbs - Audrey II

“You make me laugh, you know that? I can't imagine what goes through that sick fuckin' mind of yours. Sometimes I actually think you believe you're the King himself. You know that? For you, it's an actual lifestyle choice. It's fucking sad.”

Christian Slater - Hanson

“You've got only one life to live. You can either make it chickenshit or chicken salad.”
Lloyd Bridges - Vince

“There's a lot of living to do in this world. And if you're worthwhile, you get hurt.”
Ginger Rogers - Kitty Foyle