“We live in a country where John Lennon takes six bullets in the chest, Yoko Ono was standing right next to him, not one fucking bullet! Explain that to me God!”
Denis Colin Leary - Himself

“You'd like it here, you know. We've got everything. Power cuts, strikes, unemployment, race riots, and a terrific crime rate.”

Sir Sean Connery - Paul Bradley

“Everyone in America thinks they're middle class. So they like to have someone to look down on.”
Seth Meyers - Chet Krogl

“Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed. I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death.”
Eric Idle - Angela

- Shaun: As Bertrand Russell once said, "The only thing that will redeem mankind is cooperation”. I think we can all appreciate the relevance of that now.
- Liz: Was that on a beer mate?
- Shaun: Yeah, it was Guinness Extra Cold.
- Liz: I won't say anything.
- Shaun: Thanks.
Simon Pegg - Shaun
Kate Ashfield - Liz