“The danger of the chase has made you perspire. It has made me also... moist.”
Campbell Scott - Meistrich

“My old man told me, before he left this shitty world, never chase buses or women, you'll always be left behind.”
Don Johnson - Marlboro

“There's someone out there for everyone. Even if you need a pickaxe, a compass, and night goggles to find them.”
Steve Martin - Harris K. Telemacher

“- Ruth: [Caleb is helping her bring food to the table] If you'll just follow me.
- Caleb Pontipee: To the ends of the earth.”
Ruta Lee - Ruth
Matt Mattox - Caleb Pontipee

“- Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident.
- Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.”
Steve Carrell - Brick Tamland
Will Ferrell - Ron Burgundy