“- Eggsy: We've got brains, skills, skipping rope?
- Whiskey: It's a lasso.
- Eggsy: Whatever.”
Taron Egerton - Eggsy
Pedro Pascal - Whiskey

“- Harrison: Do you know how to drive?
- Travis: Yeah, I know: Mario Kart.
- Harrison: Yeah, me too.”
Hays Wellford - Harrison
James Freedson-Jackson - Travis

“- Harry: When you drove away from here last week your car stalled out down the block, it took you 25 minutes to get it started.
- Tommy: I know, it's a piece of shit. But I've got it running pretty good now.
- Harry: So how come you're on foot?
- Tommy: Just felt like walking.”

Joe Lisi - Harry
Steve Buscemi - Tommy

“Motor pool. Nothin' fancy. But if it's got wheels I can drive it and I can fix it.”
Amy Madigan - McCoy

“More than machinery, we need humanity. More than cleverness, we need kindness and gentleness. Without these qualities, life will be violent and all will be lost.”

Sir Charlie Chaplin - Hynkel - Dictator of Tomania