“- Joey Popchik: Age before beauty.
- Gloves Malloy: After you.”

Harry Hamlin - Joey Popchik

“You gotta have the looks, Chuck. I mean, you walk into a place like that and girls just want ya, ya know, ya got that kinda face. Kinda mean lookin' but with character. And the way you walk, you can only do that with a small body! Didya ever hear of a big sports car? I mean, if I'd look like you...”

Warren Beatty - Lyle Rogers

“- Mrs. de Winter: What was Rebecca really like?
- Frank Crawley: I suppose she was the most beautiful creature I ever saw.”
Joan Fontaine - Mrs. de Winter
Reginald Denny - Frank Crawley

“I'm better looking than you. Why doesn't that kind of shit happen to me?”
Leonardo DiCaprio - Derek

“- Max Conners: How do I look?
- Page Conners: If I were a guy, I'd do you.”
Sigourney Weaver - Max Conners
Jennifer Love Hewitt - Page Conners