“- Josh: If we're gonna do it, we should plan it with at least a month in advance.
- Cornelia: A month is still in the realm of spontaneity.”

Ben Stiller - Josh
Naomi Watts - Cornelia

“- Pinocchio: We'll make him sneeze!
- Geppetto: Make him sneeze? Oh, that will make him mad!”

Dickie Jones - Pinocchio
Christian Rub - Geppetto

“- Yvonne: Where were you last night?
- Rick Blaine: That's so long ago, I don't remember.
- Yvonne: Will I see you tonight?
- Rick Blaine: I never make plans that far ahead.”
Madeleine Lebeau - Yvonne
Humphrey Bogart - Rick Blaine

“Our problem is a simple one. We must create an incident. Any kind of an incident that will convince Turkey Russia is about to attack her. How we accomplish this does not matter.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson

“It was part of the plan I told you about in the garden. I asked you to have faith in me then. I beg you to have faith in me now. Count Alucard is immortal. Through him, I attained immortality. Through me, you will do the same, and we will spend eternity together.”

Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell