“They locked me up for being out with you, so I jumped out of the window, climbed over a fence, crossed the deepest river in England and here I am!”

Kate Winslet - Sue Bridehead

“- Zack: Maybe now's a good time to talk about the rules in my room.
- Crawl: Rules?
- Zack: Rule number 1: Don't touch anything.
- Crawl: And what's rule number 2?
- Zack: There's only one rule. Don't touch anything!”
Patrick Renna - Zack Warner
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. Ok cool. Carry on.”
Pauly Shore - Crawl

“Alright, wait a minute. No drinking, no drugs, no kissing, no tattoos, no piercings, no ritual animal slaughters of any kind. Oh, God, I'm giving them ideas.”

Larry Miller - Walter Stratford

“- Mrs. Dempsey: Mrs. Cox would never allow us. It's against the rules.
- Mr. Bloom: Rules? Did rules ever stop a child from playing?”
Helen Shaw - Mrs. Dempsey
Scatman Crothers - Mr. Bloom