“I should think you'd be a little more grateful. We've raised you since you were a baby, given you the food off our table, even let you have Dudley's second bedroom, purely out of the goodness of our hearts.”

Richard Griffiths - Uncle Vernon

“You can't do yourself in! Kids just rob you of that option!”

Phoebe Cates - Sophia Gold

“You call this a happy family? Why do we have to have all these kids?”
James Stewart - George Bailey

“- Porky Wallace: You're gonna have to forgive my temper, Meat. But I'm glad to see my son-in-law's a moxie guy, 'cause that's just what I want for my grandson.
- Meat Tuperello: What grandson?
- Porky Wallace: The one from you and Blossom, asshole. What do you think you're doing here?”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace
Tony Ganios - Meat Tuperello

“All I want now is a little grand-child. A little Porky. Someone I can put on my knee, teach them to go fishing, gamble, break heads, kick ass. Someone I can be proud of. Carry on the family name.”
Chuck Mitchell - Porky Wallace