“- Lavinia: You’re probably thinking that I’m a little young to be staying at the Marigold Hotel.
- Kushal: Either that or your plastic surgeon is a genius!”
Tamsin Greig - Lavinia Beech
Shazad Latif - Kushal

“- Jan: I got Twinkies. Anybody want one?
- Marty: Twinkies and wine? Oh, that's real class, Jan.”
Jamie Donnelly - Jan
Dinah Manoff - Marty

“- Ashby Holt: What is this?
- Ed Wallis: This is a pancake.
- Ashby Holt: This is a pancake?
- Ed Wallis: This is a p...
- Ashby Holt: Oh, I thought maybe you're gonna convince me it was a chicken.”
Mickey Rourke - Ashby Holt
Nat Wolff - Ed Wallis

“This no eating nonsense just won't do if you're going to be a proper farm dog.”

Blake Lively - Adaline Bowman

“- Horsemouth: Just cool, man - me have money, man.
- Madgie: Cool? The youth them no ask you fe no food, man! Them ask me fe food!”
Leroy 'Horsemouth' Wallace - Horsemouth
Monica Craig - Madgie