“From now on, the only person who gets to yell is me. Why? Because I have a gun. People with guns get to do whatever they want. Married people without guns - for instance - you - do not get to yell. Why? No guns! No guns, no yelling. See? Simple little equation.”
Denis Colin Leary - Gus

“- Nick: Aren't you gonna do something?
- Travis: What are you talkin' to me for? She's the one with the gun.”

Bruce Greenwood - Nick
Tommy Lee Jones - Travis

“- Newt Dobbs: Gus, are you sure the Captain is my father?
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Yep, he is.
- Newt Dobbs: He ain't never mentioned it.
- Augustus 'Gus' McCrae: Well, Woodrow ain't much of a mentioner.”
Ricky Schroder - Newt Dobbs
Robert Duvall - Augustus 'Gus' McCrae

“I got a cactus in my bathroom but we got nothing to say to each other.”

Walter Matthau - Max Goldman

Shut up! Shut up you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say “Let me tell you something” and “I just wanna say this”. Well you're dead now, so shut up.
John Marwood Cleese - Grim Reaper