“- John Smith: Does your boss have a first name?
- Lucy Kolinski: Only in the bedroom.”
Bruce Willis - John Smith
Alexandra Powers - Lucy Kolinski

“I just made myself a little promise: no more endin' up naked with some girl I don't even know what her name is.”
Viggo Mortensen - Eddie Boone

“Humpin' and pumpin' is not Sheldon's strong suit. It's the name. 'Do it to me Sheldon, you're an animal Sheldon, ride me big Shel-don'. Doesn't work.”
Billy Crystal - Harry Burns

“- Lauren Goodhue: Ryan and I were having sex! Hot steamy, sweaty sex! My body tingled orgasm after orgasm...
- Sergeant Orono: Lady, I just asked for your name.
- Lauren Goodhue: Oh... Mrs. Hibbing Goodhue.”
Kelly LeBrock - Lauren Goodhue
Benjamin Ratner - Sergeant Orono

“Would you do it with someone whose last name is the worst day of the week?”

Ione Skye - Frankie