“- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: How long have you been a bellboy?
- Bellboy: Oh, too long, Monsieur.
- Insp. Jacques Clouseau: Keep up the good work, and I shall see to it you become a bell man.”
Peter Sellers - Clouseau
Mike Grady - Bellboy

Survival rule number three, kid: you're not here to love anyone. You're here to promote a movie. That's it. Period. Say you're here and you get word that your mother died. You know, like, hit by a bus or something. You go downstairs, you shed a tear, and you say, "It's a shame. She would have loved this movie".
Billy Crystal - Lee Phillips

“I ain't got no life! I just got a living and the only way I get to do that is through these pelts!”
Tom Hardy - John Fitzgerald

“Evidence of the ol' glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age, the police.”
James Marcus - Georgie

“It's a trip, you know? When you're a kid, you… you see the life you want, and it never crosses your mind that it's not gonna turn out that way.”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright