“There's so much good here, it sickens me.”
Mila Kunis - Theodora

“- Harriet M. Welsch: I want to remember everything. And I want to know everything.
- Ole Golly: Well, you must realize, Harriet, knowing everything won't do you a bit of good unless you use it to put beauty in this world. True or false?
- Harriet M. Welsch: True.
- Ole Golly: Of course it is.”
Michelle Trachtenberg - Harriet M. Welsch
Rosie O'Donnell - Ole Golly

“I may not know much of law Mr. Felder, but I know what's right and what's wrong. And I know what you're asking is wrong.”

Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln

“- Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.: So that's what opening up a can of whoop-ass feels like.
- Coach Klein: Son, you just opened up a whole case of whoop-ass.”
Adam Sandler - Robert 'Bobby' Boucher Jr.
Henry Winkler - Coach Klein

“When I was seven years old, my daddy caught me smoking a cigar. Locked me in a broom closet for two days and two nights with nothing more than a box of cigars and a book of matches. No food, Brewster. No water, just those god damn cigars. Wouldn't let me out till I finished every last one of them. Taught me one hell of a lesson!”
Hume Cronyn - Rupert Horn