“I'm fed up with all this reading! You're a Wormwood, you start acting like one! Now sit up and look at the TV.”
Danny DeVito - Mr. Wormwood

“They can't imprison your mind. And that's why I want you to learn to read. I want you to have your own life!”

Sophie Marceau - Elisabeth Laurier

“- Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath: Electricity! Constitution! Philadelphia!
- Delivery Guy: Fish! Pony! Hip, Hip Hop, Hip Hop anonymous? Damn you! You gave him the easy ones.”

Dylan Sprouse - Julian 'Frankenstien' McGrath
Rob Schneider - Delivery Guy

“- Scruno: Economics is a science of man's activities devoted to obtaining the material means for the satisfaction of his wants.
- Limpy: Where'd he learn that? He's absolutely illiterate!”

Ernest Morrison - Scruno
Huntz Hall - Limpy

It seems to me the only thing you've learned is that Caesar is a "salad dressing dude".
Bernie Casey - Mr. Ryan