“Everyone in my family names their son Stanley, 'cause it's Yelnats backwards. It's this little tradition.”

Shia LaBeouf - Stanley

- Austin: Who are you, baby?
- Ivana: Ivana. Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Excuse me?
- Ivana: Ivana Humpalot.
- Austin: Well, I "vana" toilet made out of solid gold, but it's just not in the cards now is it?
Mike Myers - Austin Powers
Kristen Johnston - Ivana Humpalot

“You can't let Dick control your life!”

Kirsten Dunst - Betsy Jobs

“- Melinda Moores: What's your name?
- John Coffey: John Coffey, ma'am.
- Melinda Moores: Like the drink, only not spelled the same.
- John Coffey: No, ma'am. Not spelled the same at all.”
Patricia Clarkson - Melinda Moores
Michael Clarke Duncan - John Coffey

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch