“- Oobedoob Benubi: I am Oobedoob Benubi. I have the silliest name in the galaxy.
- Loke Groundrunner: What's your middle-name?
- Oobedoob Benubi: Scooby-Dooby.
- Loke Groundrunner: Oobedoob Scooby-Dooby Benubi?
- Oobedoob Benubi: One and the same.”
Rob Paulsen - Oobedoob Benubi
Steve Oedekerk - Loke Groundrunner

“- Indian Bartender: Um, let me get this straight. I am talking to a priest who went on a bender because his best friend, a rabbi, stole his girl.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Right.
- Indian Bartender: Thank you. I want to thank you for telling me this story.
- Father Brian Kilkenney Finn: Why?
- Indian Bartender: Because now I can retire.”
Brian George - Indian Bartender
Edward Norton - Father Brian Finn

“- Claire Colburn: Do you ever just think I'm fooling everybody?
- Drew Baylor: You have no idea.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn
Orlando Bloom - Drew Baylor

You guys think you're so fucking cool, it makes me sick! “Let's go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle!” We're not hurting anyone! Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick!
David Spade - Shiloh

- Barry: Hey Dante! My girlfriend and I caught you on the news the other night.
- Dante: No shit? And by “girlfriend" do you mean that piece of rabbit fur you rub on your dick every night?
- Barry: [laughing hysterically] Yes.
Jonah Hill - Barry
Peter Dante - Dante