“- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's Angela?
- Rick Santoro: Fat, fabulous, fantastic - I love her.
- Commander Kevin Dunne: How's the other one - what's her name? Candy?
- Rick Santoro: Oh, Monique? Skinny, mean, expensive - I love her!”
Gary Sinise - Commander Kevin Dunne
Nicolas Cage - Rick Santoro

“Women are more devious than men. You're great at hiding things. You keep secrets. You smile when you lie. You expect a man to be a tower of strength. When he's got a few weaknesses and insecurities, what do you do? You turn around, and goddamn it, you betray him!”

Nick Nolte - Tom Wingo

“Shit! The chicks are packed! The chicks are packed!”

Marcelino Sánchez - Rembrandt

-Walter Burns: You're a newspaperman.
- Hildy Johnson: That's why I'm quitting. I want to go someplace where I can be a woman.
- Walter Burns: You mean "be a traitor".

Cary Grant - Walter Burns
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson

“If a woman wants a little adventure, she doesn't need to be alone. She can manage it perfectly well right under her husbands nose.”
Colin Firth - Valmont