“- Zeus Carver: Didn't I hear you say you didn't even like your brother?
- Simon Gruber: There's a difference, you know, between not liking one's brother and not caring when some dumb Irish flatfoot drops him out of a window.”

Samuel L. Jackson - Zeus Carver
Jeremy Irons - Simon Gruber

“This guy? Drove one of the gas vans. They'd load the Jews in back, run the exhaust inside. By the time they got where they were going, they were already dead. Very efficient. Driving to work, he killed more people than Al Capone in all his years in Chicago. But if you asked him, he isn't a murderer, he's a truck driver. And he still thinks that.”
Leland Orser - Bernie

“- Mrs. Judd: You can't work on an empty stomach.
- William Schwenck Gilbert: I can't work at all, Mrs. Judd, if I'm being constantly pestered by interfering women with hot beef tea, cold compresses, mustard poultices, and excessive attacks of philanthropic zeal.”
Kate Doherty - Mrs. Judd
Jim Broadbent - William Schwenck Gilbert

“If you care about yourself and what you do, you get nervous about it. You just don't take the money and go home.”
Rachel Ticotin

“You killed my mother! You killed my father, you killed my people! You took my father's sword.”
Arnold Schwarzenegger - Conan