“- TS Quint: You should see yourself right now, a grown man with his hand down his pants.
- Brodie: Yeah, I probably look like my old man.”
Jeremy London - TS Quint
Jason Lee - Brodie

“- Harry Monroe: Do you mind? What'd you kill your step-father for anyway?
- Rory: Criticizing my new fur jacket... and... slapping my hand.”

Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand

“By the time I was ten, playing baseball got to be like eating vegetables or taking out the garbage. So when I was 14, I started to refuse. Could you believe that? An American boy refusing to play catch with his father.”
Kevin Costner - Ray Kinsella

“You know, one day when I was a kid my father ran off with a goat.”
Woody Harrelson - Lou the Lamb

“- Indiana Jones: I can remeber the last time we had a drink together. I had a milkshake. But, we didn't talk, we've never talked. Only if you were a regular dad just like the other boy's dad, this would be different.
- Professor Henry Jones: I was a wonderful father.”
Harrison Ford - Indiana Jones
Sir Sean Connery - Professor Henry Jones