“- Dale Putley: Jack, look at this.
- Jack Lawrence: It's money. I remember it from when I was single.”
Robin Williams - Dale Putley
Billy Crystal - Jack Lawrence

“- Noah: It's not about following your heart and it's not about keeping your promises. It's about security.
- Allie: What's that supposed to mean?
- Noah: [yelling] Money. He's got a lot of money!”

Ryan Gosling - Noah
Rachel McAdams - Allie

“- Biderman: You can use these checks. They're temporary.
- Carl Quigley: Thank you, Edward.
- Biderman: Like our relationship.”
Michael Lerner - Biderman
Miguel Ferrer - Quigley

“I loved, helped, and supported in every way possible a businessman who committed the terrible crime of being financially imaginative with a pension fund.”
Tracey Ullman - Beth Hobbs

“Dating is based on a point system. Pam's good looking, so that's 25 points. Bob's the nicest guy in the world, so that's like, a point? But he has money, so there's 24 points.”
Ashton Kutcher - Michael Kelso