“See, that's the problem. I can't find a man that can satisfy me. Now some guys go an hour, hour in a half, that's it. A man's gotta put in overtime for me to get off.”

Mary Bond Davis - Big Stank Woman

“- Gerry Boyle: It's not as if you're that hard to please.
- Eileen Boyle: Yeah, that's what they said to me at the orgy.”
Brendan Gleeson - Gerry Boyle
Fionnula Flanagan - Eileen Boyle

“He gets sexual satisfaction out of getting dressed up as a baby and getting spanked!”
Roz Witt - Lucy

“If you ever want to sleep at night, don't marry a beautiful girl.”
Billy Bob Thornton - Russell Bell

“By the way, food and rent aren't the only things around here that cost money. You sleep on the couch.”

Jamie Lee Curtis - Ophelia