“- Robert Stansfield: You're not a writer, Fred.
- Fred Blake: You even said I have a style of my own.
- Robert Stansfield: You're just a mean son-of-a-bitch that managed to save his own ass.”
Tommy Lee Jones - Robert Stansfield
Robert De Niro - Fred Blake

“Mussolini is not so clever like Hitler, he can dress his Italians up only to look like thieves, cheats, murderers. He cannot, like Hitler, make them feel like that.”

J. Carrol Naish - Giuseppe

“If only I was born Italian... all the best Yankees are Italian. My mother makes spaghetti with ketchup, what chance do I have?”

Jonathan Silverman - Eugene Morris Jerome

“- Fern: Are you Jewish?
- Lorena: No, I'm Italian.
- Fern: Same thing.”
Jessica Walter - Fern
Vera Farmiga - Lorena

“Being gay and Italian is a fate worse than... Actually there is no fate worse than being gay and Italian.”
Luke Kirby - Angelo Barberini