“- Amy: Are you okay?
- Oscar Novak: Mouth... watering.
- Amy: God, I knew that Tuna Melt tasted funny. I'm lucky, I can eat just about anything. Know why? Cause my mother was a horrible cook. She used to make this thing that smelled like a wet dog and old tennis shoes and... Oh, sorry.”

Neve Campbell - Amy Post
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“- Mr. Lightman: This corn is raw!
- Mrs. Lightman: I know, isn't it wonderful? It's so crisp!
- Mr. Lightman: Of course it's crisp! It's raw!
- Mrs. Lightman: No, it's terrific. You can just taste the Vitamin A and E in here. It's great.
- Mr. Lightman: Could we have pills and cook the corn?”
William Bogert - Mr. Lightman
Susan Davis - Mrs. Lightman

“Look at the size of the maggots on that meat!”

Dan Aykroyd - Roman Craig

“I got the recipe from a magazine. The mail got wet in the rain, so some of the pages ran together, but what I couldn't read I just... improvised with my own little... creative ideas. It's got raisins in it. You like raisins.”

Kim Darby - Jenny Myer

“- Stymie: Porky, you sure know how to make a sand-wich!
- Porky: That wasn't sand, that was kitty litter.
- Buckwheat: Don't worry, it's pretty fresh.”
Kevin Jamal Woods - Stymie
Zachary Mabry - Porky
Ross Bagley - Buckwheat