“You stand in class and tell us to look beyond the image, but you don't. To you a housewife is someone who sold her soul for a center hall colonial. She has no depth, no intellect, no interests.”

Julia Stiles - Joan Brandwyn

“This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife. Anymore.”
Johnny Depp - Mort Rainey

“Ther’s just certain things a man wants from his wife, like to be here when he gets home, to cook a meal once in a while, clean up, and make good love too.”
John Travolta - Bud

“I love my wife, but it's like living with a plague of locusts.”
John Turturro - Herbie Stempel

“When was the last time you gave your wife breakfast in bed? When was the last time you gave her anything in bed?”
Dustin Hoffman - Bernie Focker