“- Ralph, Clean Room Technician: The chips are a little sensitive to EMP.
- Irwin Wayfair: EMP?
- Ralph, Clean Room Technician: Electomagnetic Pulse. As in the kind generated by the detonation of a nuclear device? I doubt that the toy industry has become quite that competitive.”
Robert Picardo - Ralph, Clean Room Technician
David Cross - Irwin Wayfair

“- Irwin Wayfair: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from?
- Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job.
- Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?”

David Cross - Irwin Wayfair
Jay Mohr - Larry Benson

“- Peter Brady: Dad, I think I hit him in the head with these. I'm sorry, Mr. Phillips.
- Mike Brady: Peter, drumsticks are not toys.
- Peter Brady: Oh, they're not drumsticks, Dad. They're weapons.
- Mike Brady: Well, weapons are not toys either, Peter.”
Paul Sutera - Peter Brady
Gary Cole - Mike Brady

“- Buzz: I've set my laser from stun to kill.
- Woody: Oh, great. If anyone attacks we can blink em' to death.”

Tim Allen - Buzz Lightyear
Tom Hanks - Woody

“The world isn't run by weapons anymore, or energy, or money. It's run by little ones and zeroes, little bits of data. It's all just electrons.”

Ben Kingsley - Cosmo